October 2009
I know his dick!
-Michael munZenrider
Where were all of you?
Really. Where were you?
Just realized:
I was tricked into reminding a hallucination (or a dream?) about elaborate and extremely expensive TV/DVD/PSP colnsoles. There was monster truck tires, robots and endless controllers. Someone…anyone…anyone know about this?
His Steez
His Steez is unfuckable
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Untune those strings
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My N.E.
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Up since Tuesday.
Dinner alone
Beef cheeks, vegetables, purée potatoes with a Demi glaze. Strawberry sorbet. 1664. Coffee. ….perfect.
Soooo sweet:
-from a craigslist missed connection-
“A while ago, you came into my work. I told your friend I thought you were “beautiful”, but I was in a relationship. We flirted all night. I actually had to go into the back room and calm myself down because I was so flustered. You said you’d come back and buy beers from me. Baby, why’d you lie? I could talk to you for hours.”
Dear Everyone,
No.
Sincerely,
tucker
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Marion Cobretti.
Dear Dude
Dear Dude,
Your monthly attendance at DUDE’S NIGHT is requested. We will be meeting at the Bryant Lake Bowl each 3rd Wednesday for cheap drinks, eats and other shit. The good folks at Familia Skateshop want us all to meet up. Oh yeah, I’m gonna be DJing too.
Your buddy,
DJ Pete Sampras
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Wednesday October 7th. Lake Calhoun, Minneapolis.
