Flat iron steak, whipped potatoes, arugula, cheeses, lambrusco, latte, cardamon creme brule with pistachios and apricot.
We are winning.
…over this day.
Just saw homeboy Martin Weinstein and homegirl Lesley. Did I spell that right?
Numerically an incompatible male.
-I spent the best years of my life waiting for the best years of my life.
…it’s weirdo day in Uptown.
Yep….late one. Big time. A lot late. Sneezing. Annnnnnnnd chicken fingers. Why not? Lonnieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Now they’re strattling each other and making out! Can you imagine the fake -nacho cheese flavors being exchanged here? Get me out of here!
This couple just walked in and the whole place turned into a trash fest. All I can smell now (and I have a stuffy nose) is doritos and banana boat sun tan lotion. Her pink hair grabs your attention just enough to realize both her tatoo’d tits are well in public viewing as she lathers herself with some SPF 15. Meanwhile homeboy is devouring a 20 oz. Doctor Pepper and at least 2 bags of extremely smelly potatoe chips. Ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick. Homeboy has braided pig tails too and has to be 6’ 5”. Soooooooooooooooo weird.
Holiday-orphans brunch, moped rides, bike ride, bowling (power