May 2009
I just got called a pretty boy
By a bum who tried to touch me.
Weird.
Beauty is where you find it.
Yep.
Burger Corset
Coming to YOUR city on their U.S. Summer tour. 2009!!!!!!
Gelatinus
Spheroids
Those dreadlocks
Those dreadlocks look like a head full of fingers. Weirdddddd out.
CRUSHING
Hard.
The most...
…STREET TALKIN’ gay dude I ever met. Ever. Anddddd…we didn’t even meet.
Yeah. Think about it.
Sitting at a movie...
…by myself.
On my way to a movie THIS happened:
I swallowed 3 bugs and got flashed by a woman on a short bus.
Awesome
It's 11:32 A.M.
And I’ve come inches from being hit by 4 cars already today. 3 biking, 1 walking.
Horny goat weed?
Available at Chino Latino…in the bathroom.
I just saw two gypsies in uptown.
It was interesting. To say the least.
Happy Birth Day
An hour ago.
I just met her.
Her.
